by xth3ph3nomx12 (xbox live) October 21, 2011
by Cornbread28 November 11, 2017
Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".
Jordan is in the bathroom slapping the lizard.
by Lizard_man123 February 06, 2015
by Banker girl October 07, 2011
When your sitting in a car slumpin and annoying heads begin to role up from no where asking if you got pills, weed, alcohol, cigs, or whatever it might be....
Ya, I was posted up with garfunkle at 7eleven and three heads popped up askin if we had dank. We were chillin to those nigas slump slapped us
by CitizensPatrol November 13, 2009
A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.
Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.
That Laporta Slap was the slap heard round the world. The squirt John Cala will never recover from that Laporta Slap. He’ll probably still be in denial, talking about how it didn’t even hurt 15 years later.
That Laporta Slap was the slap heard round the world. The squirt John Cala will never recover from that Laporta Slap. He’ll probably still be in denial, talking about how it didn’t even hurt 15 years later.
by Verostoria January 22, 2022
To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....
The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.
The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.
This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!
by Noodlesticks McGrew January 06, 2014