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Mario

Non-genius, wannabe, ugliest man alive. I would rather get ran over by a truck than have to spend time with a mario.
That guy is a total Mario dumb he is as dumb as a box of rocks.
by marioissuperugly April 6, 2018
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Mario

Guy 1: "Look at that Italian guy!"
Guy 2: "OMG is that Mario?!"
by stacyyyOwO October 30, 2023
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Super Mario Forever

One of the hardest ROM hacks of Super Mario Brothers ever made. There are only four levels, and every single one of them (except the third one) is its own rage-inducing nightmare that will make you want to throw your keyboard across the room.
Super Mario Forever quickly attracted notoriety when Youtube began to notice it. However, it was dismissed as a Kaizo ripoff shortly afterward and has since fallen off the face of the earth.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 20, 2021
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Racist Mario

One of the most absurd parody videos of all time. The video depicts a Mario Kart race featuring several non-nintendo characters. Mario slowly but surely kills every one of them, even killing Yoshi and Toad in the process, and Ash Ketchum captures Sonic. Ultimately he dies to Kratos, who wins the race by default, taking Peach and Daisy as his trophies.
Characters who appear in the video include
Knuckles: Died (blown up by mario)
Anakin: Died (Fireballed)
Yoshi: Died (Crashes his kart after getting an item box in his eyes.)
Donkey Kong: Survives (Mario shoved a banana up his ass)
Sackboy: Died (Hit by Mario's bullet bill.)
Sonic: Captured (Choked by Mario before getting sent down the track by a boost panel, proceeds to get captured by Ash Ketchum.)
Ash Ketchum: Did not participate in the race (Captured sonic)
Luigi: Died (Mario almost killed him with a fireball, but kratos killed luigi instead.)
Crash Bandicoot: Already dead (Decapitated head shown by mario, thrown at kratos.)
Toad: Died (Mario used his head as a powerup)
Mario: Died (Defeated by Kratos at the end)
Peach: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Daisy: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Person 1: "Wait wait wait. You mean to tell me Kratos killed Mario once?"
Person 2: "It's in the Racist Mario video. A bunch of crazy shit happens, it's great!"
by Bossboy28 July 13, 2025
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mario cavazos

Mario is a person who can charm any girl he wants with a "wink". He doesn't have to be sexy to get women
Hey, amigo you remind me of mario cavazos
by Rebeca Cruz March 16, 2017
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Mario

The name Mario is a European name but particularly Portuguese. Mario's love creativity and are usually the most successful and the highest in the room they are the sexiest people who last in bed for hours
What do you call someone who last in bed for hours : Mario
by Midddlefinger July 31, 2022
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Marios

Super-tall mega man but has the smallest pp in the earth but tells people about his being huuge
Marios is BFFs with ms rickets
by JOE MAMA BIDEN December 4, 2021
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