Mario is the worst kind of people if you see him run cause he comes from a Italian descent and will eat you up like meatballs. He always has something to say and it is alright until he gets butthurt and mad. Mario is somewhat a girl but his attitude and his manly beard make it different. If he lived in the 1930s he will be getting all the hoes cause he really likes his guys. To wrap it up Mario can be a hardworker so he comes home smelling like dead meat and piss, but after all he will always be the wonderful amazing Mario all of us love.
Ese Mario come through
Nah foo im with my man
Ohh ok my bad u still wanna blaze it later
Nah im good im blazing my boyfriends dick
Alright peace out
Nah foo im with my man
Ohh ok my bad u still wanna blaze it later
Nah im good im blazing my boyfriends dick
Alright peace out
by Headahhs March 23, 2019
Non-genius, wannabe, ugliest man alive. I would rather get ran over by a truck than have to spend time with a mario.
by marioissuperugly March 21, 2018
by Lovewords321 April 28, 2017
1) A itailan plumber made by Shigeru Miyamoto that comes to throw Bowser into the lava and save Princess Peach. Usually he gets a kiss whenever he saves the princess. And he stomps goombas, and he goes into the pipes.
2) Series of video games.
3) Mario Segale.
2) Series of video games.
3) Mario Segale.
It's-a-me, Mario!
by ihopeshemadealotsofspagetti January 12, 2021
by Large dick wigger April 10, 2019
Marios is the guy always reading non educational books but studies only when he is taking exams. He wears glasses and cannot decide how to make his hair so he gets a yee-yee-ass haircut. He is calm but when he is in a good mood he spams with jokes and laughs screaming. He is the right guy to tell the sins that you have done but he will make jokes about it. He is an atheist and also he is suicidal.
If someone tells you a very bad secret and you ask them to commit suicide with you immediately you are a Marios.
by Andy asian cousin November 20, 2021
by Dr.matt165 November 20, 2021