Mario

Mario is the worst kind of people if you see him run cause he comes from a Italian descent and will eat you up like meatballs. He always has something to say and it is alright until he gets butthurt and mad. Mario is somewhat a girl but his attitude and his manly beard make it different. If he lived in the 1930s he will be getting all the hoes cause he really likes his guys. To wrap it up Mario can be a hardworker so he comes home smelling like dead meat and piss, but after all he will always be the wonderful amazing Mario all of us love.
Ese Mario come through

Nah foo im with my man
Ohh ok my bad u still wanna blaze it later

Nah im good im blazing my boyfriends dick

Alright peace out
by Headahhs March 23, 2019
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