Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal

The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.

by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017

kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar

Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

Flat-apple

A way to mess with your friends because this word doesn't exist.

Camille didn't know what flat-apple meant and googled it

by Okokpkokejenkd May 19, 2017

bull pissing on a flat rock

Raining very hard

How bad is it raining ? Like a bull pissing on a flat rock

by #1toohottie November 30, 2017

FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.

"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)

by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018

flat spoon

Its a spatula.

Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."

by there-once-was-a-guy-named-fez March 5, 2018

Flat Tire

When a girl sucks you but she catches you with her teeth so deep that your penis loses all stiffness.

Dang, she gave me a Flat tire after dinner, it hurts!!

by The_DestroyerXP March 9, 2018