An ex whom you dated for rebound for a solid 8 days who claims he's "over you" but is still really salty with you about it all and is just a total cunt, even though he took advantage of you while also being in love with a girl who has no interest in him. Usually named jason.
by D Drizzle raises the hizzle January 24, 2018
Get the Salty Cunt mug.The act of engaging in anal sex whilst she shits on your dick. Then you proceed to pull it out, sprinkle it with salt and have her eat it like a salty breadstick.
by only poly October 2, 2017
Get the salty breadstick mug.When a man ejaculates onto a woman’s face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to resemble a raccoon, the woman is then sent to the nearest trashcan and must dig through it to find a hidden box of tissues she will use to clean herself.
“Dude, I did the salty raccoon on Ashley last night and after I finished she couldn’t even find the tissues in the trash”
by Wambo December 2, 2020
Get the Salty Raccoon mug.When a person's "raisins" become quite shriveled and "salty" like when in a "nutted" bag of trial mix due to pent up aggression or sexual tension.
Becki: Oh my gosh Lexi were you with Joe last night?
Lexi: oh my god yeah he had really salty raisins!
Lexi: oh my god yeah he had really salty raisins!
by Sam The Banana Man November 25, 2015
Get the Salty raisins mug.When your fucking her doggy and crumbling lays potato chips on her back in anticipation of her father walking in to see.
by Black dot April 14, 2017
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