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Phantom Shit

When you push out a log into the toilet, but when you wipe the paper is completely clean. Hence the phantom
"Wow, that was the cleanest asshole Ive ever had!, it was like it was never there, almost ais was a phantom shit"
by ShakenMcCola October 1, 2017
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Phantom Shitter

The true meaning of "shit", is the shit that simply lies in the toilet. Phantom shitter is when someone takes a HUGE shit in public toilets without flushing. that is the typical definition of an asshole. a perfect example of a phantom shitter is "Kevin Truong".
The Phantom Shitter has struck again, this time killing hundreds of people in Paris!
by Prisoner of Afghanistan February 4, 2016
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phantom jake

Phantom jake is the owner of gonar's bank. He is the machine shaped like the head. He is trying to use the pillars. the water drops onto the saltpeter creating a strange idea.
Don't worry about phantom jake
by Exposed brain May 30, 2021
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Poop Phantom

A person who moves silently like the wind while plotting to take a shit in a place where piles of shit don't belong! They crap all over their secret pooping spots and they sometimes shit all in their underware and leave them like a secret clue💩.
OMG Ethan!!! The poop phantom struck again! He took a huge shit all over the restroom that was out of order!!! He shit all over the walls and floor and even left his huge shitty panties on the floor!!! Damn Ethan, the Poop Phantom has struck again...
by The Real Queen Elsa May 22, 2016
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Phantom Meme Phenomenon

When you see a cool meme in the feed, but the feed refreshes before you can interact with or save the meme, and now it's gone forever.
Had the worst Phantom Meme Phenomenon this morning. Really hilarious meme and now it's gone.
by Memes of Liberty March 23, 2025
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Phantom dick syndrome

when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.
“i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”
by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023
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