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Mcdonaldization

The easiest, fastest, most efficient, predictable and calculable way of doing things. Getting the product out as soon as possible. Quantity over quality philosophy. Often by breaking the job up into smaller tasks that anyone can do. This way of doing things may also include a lot of machines. The machines do most of the work.
mcdonaldization is leading to a simpler world; one day, the machines will take over and we'll have ourselves to blame for relinquishing all control to technology all for convenience.
by Just_A_Passing_Anime_Fan September 23, 2017
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Ronald Mcdonald

Touched me. OOOOOOOOF i crie erytyme sad.
Ronald Mcdonald is locked away lol.
by Absolute Baboon June 5, 2018
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mcdonald

them mcdonald mfs gay
by yaassssslaayyy November 3, 2021
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McDonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 6, 2020
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McDonald's Clout

When you work at the golden arches and bring in that Dough.
Jake is working at McDonald's now. He's raking in that McDonald's Clout.
by Wainwright6969 October 26, 2018
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McDonald’s Money

Something you didn’t have and your parents wouldn’t give you as a kid.
Me: Mom, can we get McDonald’s?

Mom: You got McDonald’s Money?

Me: No, I guess I’ll mow Mr. Johnson’s lawn for the 3rd time this month.
by PhilaMatt April 26, 2023
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patrick mcdonald

Fat, tall cunt who deserves to have low self esteem.
by MCDONALDTRUMP December 15, 2016
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