1. A person who is incapable of complex and/or abstract thought, and focuses on pure visual and tactile stimulation.
2. A movie director who, in order to appreciate his dumb shock and awe style, you must either be stupid enough to think on his level or smart enough not to care how intellectual a movie about robots and explosions is.
2. A movie director who, in order to appreciate his dumb shock and awe style, you must either be stupid enough to think on his level or smart enough not to care how intellectual a movie about robots and explosions is.
1. He never talks about anything other than sex and explosions. That guy is such a Michael Bay!
2. My pre-schooler thinks on a higher level than Michael Bay.
2. My pre-schooler thinks on a higher level than Michael Bay.
by Ciano December 25, 2007
Get the Michael Baymug. Lead singer of the rockband REM. His obscure and cryptic lyrics, along with his weird personality and particular voice, played a big part in the huge success of the band.
by Turbodent December 19, 2004
Get the michael stipemug. A new dance move based on the scene in the movie, Michael Clayton, where Michael (George Clooney) is running up the hill after his car is blown up. It is done by lifting the knees very high and running in place, while looking backwards over your shoulder at the girl/guy you're dancing with.
Colin: "Oh man, that guy is killing it on the dance floor. What are those moves called?"
Emily: "He's doing The Michael Clayton and he's doing it well."
Emily: "He's doing The Michael Clayton and he's doing it well."
by Awesome For Lyfe February 26, 2008
Get the The Michael Claytonmug. Michael Jackson was an extraordinary entertainer and visionary and a gifted musician who, unfortunately, was also the target of human evil. Despite giving so much pleasure to the world through his music and humanitarianism, he was wildly successful and rich, thereby drawing to himself charlatans, hucksters and just plain ol' greedy bastards—most of whom were members of the media. Jackson was also surprisingly shy, which explains why he didn't bare his private life to the world, thereby leaving him vulnerable to destructive tabloid speculation and ugly gossip. Ultimately, Jackson will go down in the annals of music history as one of the greatest entertainers who ever lived, as well as a kind and generous human being. I wish his well-raised children nothing but good memories.
by LibelFreeZone December 10, 2012
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. The founder and singer of the Best Band ever Vampires Everywhere. He's Evil, Beautiful and can sing, what a dangerous combination.
by Undead_georgia December 26, 2011
Get the Michael Vampiremug. When somebody says or does something so sped and/or lazy that it rivals the actions of Sir Michael Grxyyy
Sir Michael Grxyyy -- "Why download Adobe when I can use the Youtube Video Editor"
Ant The BIG D -- "That's a real Michael Moment"
Sir Michael Grxyyy -- "What do you meeeannnn... whatever I don't care simple *duh dun*"
Ant The BIG D -- "That's a real Michael Moment"
Sir Michael Grxyyy -- "What do you meeeannnn... whatever I don't care simple *duh dun*"
by middle nut December 31, 2019
Get the Michael Momentmug. by cbt000 June 30, 2021
Get the Michael Zakimug.