Rhys Jones

The kind of guy who gets drunk and dry humps a foot stool for fun, then rips off his trousers and helicopters his wang .

Count yourself lucky if you managed to escape his grasp on a night out, and don't be surprised if your drink starts fizzing for no good reason.

They predominantly only drive Ford's as any another mode of transport is a waste of time and pointless. In a Rhys Jones world if you ain't driving a Ford you ain't jackshit in his world.

Can sometimes been seen on their driveways kissing their Fords passionately.

Person 1 "Was that Rhys Jones sneaking out the back garden"

Person 2 " oh for fuck sake our foot stool has been jizzed on again, damn that Rhys Motherfucking Corky Jones".

by Corkjones19 November 25, 2021

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nilay jones

A bookworm and Christ follower, Nilay is a special girl that you probably only knew for a year of your life. Rumors say that she is a fairy that shows up and leaves in a new place every year, which might explain some of her weird tendencies. She plans on becoming a lawyer, and becoming the best one their is.

That Nilay Jones girl has only been going to our school for a year hasn't she . . .

by Nilay Jones April 22, 2021

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bad jone

A sexy,cute,thick,skinny,slim thick,nails done, hair done clear face female this term is more used up north like PA

Don’t matter how tall skinny short if she bad she bad!! (Lol aka PG)

“Ayo shorty really a bad jone”

by YEA ITS PG🖖🏾😂 November 29, 2019

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