by bombshell89 January 25, 2014
Similar to a "Hand Cannon." A "Hand Shannon" is a slapping move made when a boy does not do as he's told.
Man 1: "Why did you leave the Destiny game last night?"
Man 2: "I didn't do the dishes while my girl was gone, got a nice Hand Shannon last night."
Man 2: "I didn't do the dishes while my girl was gone, got a nice Hand Shannon last night."
by Elyysiar April 20, 2018
Hands that can't do anything correctly. Infomercial Hands can't strain a pot of pasta or screw in a lightbulb or push buttons on a phone, so they require the purchase of a new fangled item that will come to the rescue.
Scott: What's with that guy? Why can't he tie his shoes?
Peter: He's suffering from Infomercial Hands. He clearly needs ShoeTie™.
Peter: He's suffering from Infomercial Hands. He clearly needs ShoeTie™.
by phalagen June 18, 2013
Noun- The after effects of chronically jacking off with your penis to the point where it peels! Baters...
by HandRashFealsGood May 29, 2010
Alternative form of hand sanitizer, used when Hand Sanitizer is no longer available. Commonly found after jacking off or inside your mom's stomach.
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Let me get your temperature. Here's a new mask and some hand sanitizer.
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*
by Calypso Handjack December 19, 2020
by Smash D January 18, 2017
hand·throb ha-nd-throb
noun
1. a rapid hand beat or pulsation of the hand.
2. a passionate or sentimental hand.
3. a special someone who is on your mind when you do your own thingie.
noun
1. a rapid hand beat or pulsation of the hand.
2. a passionate or sentimental hand.
3. a special someone who is on your mind when you do your own thingie.
My hand throb Andrea and I became best buddies.
by knick January 28, 2014