Talking Jesus

The act of talking or expressing nonsensical gibberish that make no sense whatsoever. A phrase used commonly in Chinese.

Dude, are those Christians talking Jesus again?

by AsianVision August 26, 2011

Taking a Shane

Taking a massively long time to shit!

Dude, you were taking a Shane for like 30 min!

by I'm such a dick! May 14, 2015

taking a leak

A slang term for the process in which a person relieves their bladder.

Daniel: "Dude, where did Duncan go?"
Zach: "Oh. He's in the bathroom, he's taking a leak."

by Mr Zach July 17, 2016

Talking shit

When someone is talking bad to you

Areyon is a bitch ass boi that sucks dick for Kendrick Lamar albums I’m always talking shit about him

by Blueface baby February 19, 2019

Talking tree

Ben Bryne initiallywhen? said that in Greek mythology, all the trees in the Dodona (northwestern Greece, Epirus) grove (the forest beside the sanctuary of Zeus) became endowed with the gift of prophecy, and the oaks not only spoke and delivered oracles while in a living state, but when built into the ship Argo the wood spoke and warned of approaching calamities.

The rustling of the leaves on an oak tree was regarded as the voice of Zeus.

Talking tree

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019

taking a number 3

A causal way of explaining what you are were doing to your self after being caught masturbating.

Son you just walked in on your old man taking a number 3, it's perfectly natural.

by Razor_Beak November 6, 2019

Taking a shower

A term referring to masterbation.

Guy 1: Hey where did Matt go?
Guy 2: Oh he’s taking a shower, he’ll be back in fifteen minutes.

by BigBootyEater69 May 21, 2020