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Shrike

Is the lord of pain and the angel of final atonement.
Taken from the book Hyperion by Dan Simmons
by Lanus September 8, 2005
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choke stroke

Grabbing your bitch by the neck while fucking her brains out
She loves it when I choke stroke her
by haaaan August 12, 2014
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stroke

the action of placing your index finger and thumb around the penis about halfway along the shaft and moving the skin up and down to produce a pleasureable sensation leading ultimately to orgasm & ejaculation
she stroked me until I came as I was licking her pussy
by Jake March 15, 2004
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strifecro

strifecro > micro
by ching chong June 2, 2003
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ego stroke

verb: when someone purposely fishes for compliments from other people to reassure themselves that they are in fact good looking and/or good at a certain subject.

see also: ego, ego high, ego-tastic, ego trippin
Dylan: hey ladies, I'm looking mighty fine today don't cha think? Man I'm good and looking good!

Leanne: (*awkwardly replies*) yeah man, shit you're friggen sexy...wait... aren't you like 15?

Mary: Leanne don't buy that crap, he's just looking for an ego stroke...he's not even that GREAT looking! It looks like he just got ran over by the ice cream truck that says "watch for children" all over it.
by ae123456 November 10, 2009
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Too Faster Stripes

Similar to the typically viewed go faster stripes, too faster stripes are apparant on vehicles of safe speedsters, where the stripe is only visable on the bonet of the car and does not exceed past the owners "speed limit needs" through taking a full go faster stripe.
Guy1: Dewd i want some go faster stripes on my car!

Technician: Ok!

technician finishes stripes on bonet and moves onto doing the roof...

Guy1: NOOO! STOP! IT'LL GO TOOOO FAST! DUN WANT IT TOO GO TO FAST!!!

thus the too faster stripes are born.
by Meester Siggies November 18, 2009
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Dartmouth Dirt Stroke

Shitting in your hand and using it as lubrication for masturbation.
Brett left a steamy mess after performing the Dartmouth Dirt Stroke.
by bobbybovine July 6, 2011
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