squirt boating

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them

John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."

by squirt boating mofo May 8, 2014

Squinch

The face a man pulls when receiving an almighty whack in the testicles.

"When it connected I properly squinched."

by bazeboiee October 12, 2014

squinge

When I Fuck yo bitch

I just squinged yo wife

by bob0213 March 2, 2015

Squinger

a squid and ginger's couple name

Look at Squinger being all mushy!

by squingerenthusiast July 9, 2016

Squinch

the involuntary clenching of an anus or genitalia due to excitement fear or arousal

whoa dude that chick is so hot she made me squinch

by Big daddy doom July 5, 2016

squirt bucket

The PC version of the term "cum dumpster", not pertaining to any specific gender. This is equal opportunity profanity. It merely refers to a vessel in which fluids resulting from sexual intercourse are deposited.

Three girls just came walking out of Ethan's room, he's such a squirt bucket.

by SquirtersAnonymous June 16, 2016

squirt locker

1. (noun.) Female equivalent to the spank bank; synonym of flick file.

Did you see Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL? I popped a lady boner and totally put it in the squirt locker.

by Ben Segal May 28, 2016