by popcorn hands September 23, 2016
Get the nike sockmug. 1) a garment worn over your feet in a variety of colours
2) something your stick over your cockwhen your having a wank or to wipe up the aftermath
3) SOCK can also be use to indicate you suck cock.
4) Gay sex isnt gay if you wear a Black Sock
5) when a womens pussy or gay mans batty tissue folds in and out around a penetrating penis...looking like a rolled up sock in the process
6) to give it someone, sock it to me, can be used as a threatening, or sexual expression. Also coined in Aretha Franklins RESPECT song.
2) something your stick over your cockwhen your having a wank or to wipe up the aftermath
3) SOCK can also be use to indicate you suck cock.
4) Gay sex isnt gay if you wear a Black Sock
5) when a womens pussy or gay mans batty tissue folds in and out around a penetrating penis...looking like a rolled up sock in the process
6) to give it someone, sock it to me, can be used as a threatening, or sexual expression. Also coined in Aretha Franklins RESPECT song.
Hmmm john where is my black sock?,
In my ass dave
Im gonna sock that twat in the face
Okay john
im gonna Sock it to you Dave
Okay john open wide.. ...good job we used a condom it looks like a Black sock John
In my ass dave
Im gonna sock that twat in the face
Okay john
im gonna Sock it to you Dave
Okay john open wide.. ...good job we used a condom it looks like a Black sock John
by Gaybruma July 14, 2019
Get the Black sockmug. by Suzie Sheep February 2, 2019
Get the Cat socksmug. A hamster protected by a piece of cloth-like footwear and drowned in lube for the sole intention of being introduced to one's rectal cavity. Usually, once the sock hamster has been fully consumed by the sphincter it will chew its way through the sock making its way into the host's colon where it survives solely off of predigested excrement removing the need for one to make bowel movements.
Tim: Hey John! I've got something you need to try!
John: What's that Tim -TIm?
Tim: If you put a hamster in a sock and shove it up your ass, it eats all your shit! I call it a Sock Hamster!
John: OH BOY! Now we can have all the unprotected butt sex that we want. I've never liked enemas anyway.
John: What's that Tim -TIm?
Tim: If you put a hamster in a sock and shove it up your ass, it eats all your shit! I call it a Sock Hamster!
John: OH BOY! Now we can have all the unprotected butt sex that we want. I've never liked enemas anyway.
by TheRowdyRodent June 26, 2018
Get the Sock Hamstermug. The Socks Of The Future
Bob:OMG Jim Watcha Wearin?
Jim: The New Electric Socks They Automatically Warm Up Your Feet When It's Cold Out!
Bob:WOW!
Jim: The New Electric Socks They Automatically Warm Up Your Feet When It's Cold Out!
Bob:WOW!
by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008
Get the Electric Socksmug. A term for an annoying ass that seems to know everything but has never been with a woman before. Most likely will be in love with sock puppets or the sock drawer the rest of his life. Mostly used as an insult.
by Joke Of The Day 4 March 29, 2015
Get the Sock Fuckermug. by tity licker April 18, 2018
Get the pink sockmug.