soccertunist

Soccertunist,, Soccer player who uses their notoriety to promote a political agenda or benefit themselves more than or at the expense of the team.

That person might be a great player but they are just a Soccertunist, They care more about their political notoriety send the team they're playing for.

by wordbuildermike July 9, 2019

Soccer

The sport where you don’t actually know when someone is hurt or is just whining for the player to get a yellow card.

Soccer

by eight trillion cookies July 31, 2019

soccer

gay

Me- I play soccer" ----- Man with shirt rolled up to make a bra runs at me.

by Stinky36 December 3, 2019

Soccer

Soccer is the most gay sport on planet. Because u only run and kick a ball. No defense & no major skill needed. In fact Soccer player are jerking off on gay porn. And they all have small dicks.(last year there was a pic of chiellinis dick).Usually they only can run fast. They can't jump and are weak little pussies.

Dan: "I play soccer and I have a very small dick."
Lisa:"How long is it?"
Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."

by GaySoccerDudeWithSmallDick January 30, 2020

Soccer

A game Brazilians take way too fucking seriously.

Those damn Brazilians are calling it god damn football. IT’S SOCCER.

by Nerdier_Sushi February 20, 2020

soccer gang

A group of soccer-loving, friendship-building, joke-cracking, group of girls that will always and forever be there for each other on and off the field.

Wow, look at that super cool soccer gang over there.
I love my soccer gang so much!

by superathlete1738 May 25, 2020

Soccer mom

An annoying religious bitch who believes that Christianity is the answer to all of the world’s questions. Drives a luxury SUV to show other middle class families that she is better than them. Doesn’t let her kids play video games that aren’t rated E or watch movies that aren’t PG.

Guy 1: Man GTA V Online is soo fun bro!!
Guy 2: I know right! It’s a good way to release your anger and to build a multi million dollar criminal enterprise!

Soccer Mom: Hey GTA V is too violent! Go play Mario Party you fucking terrorists.

Guy 1: Lol, typical Soccer mom!
Guy 2: Agreed!

by BigBoi0608 June 12, 2020