Simpery

The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.

Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.

by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020

smile and nod

Nod and Smile is also an accepted and sometimes prefered version of the phrase.

Take that Springy!

Springy: Dude it is so Smile and Nod! What the hell are you talking about with this whole Nod and Smile crap?!?

Feety: *nods and smiles*

by Feety October 24, 2005

California Smile

A useful technique to use against newbies and annoying people in which the offender's top jaw is placed on a sidewalk and crushed.

Carrot Top appeared in one too many AT&T ads, he needs a California Smile.

by Carve October 8, 2003

Chicago smile

A violent act where the victim is placed with their mouth across the edge of a curb and a person stomps until the edge of the mouth is torn apart, thus creating a smile.

That buster sold me bad weed, so I gave him a Chicago Smile.

by Headman July 1, 2005

smieber

it is the cool people. members are Majizzleee andd Dabomb ;) kk

Me: wheres your smieber at today?
Squirt: Idk... wheres yours?

by majizzle October 27, 2011

Smile

something we all have to fake to get through the day

everyone's got a smile, but everyone's feeling down inside

by weirdyrandommetal1977 March 13, 2015

Red Smile

See Hot Lunch. Usually done to a group of close friends after playing game of thrones

I'll give him a red smile

by E Jack U Late October 17, 2013