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smarted

The superior form of 'rarted' which highly insults ones intelligence and whole life. It is the most painful and devastating word you can say to one and it should only be used when you want to crush someone's soul. Calling someone 'smarted' using leads to a sudden brain aneurysm, or immediate suicidal thoughts which directly leads to the act of comit nek rop.
Unintelligent Man: Isn't 1+1 3?
Man Who Watches Rick & Morty: Bro you're honestly so 'smarted', the answer is 2!
Unintelligent Man: Oh shit *brain aneurysm*.
Man Who Watches Rick & Morty: Ohhhhh yeah, I have a 9000IQ
by jnfeSUJV November 4, 2018
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Samsung Smart Fridge

The Better version of sapnap/sapitus napitus/spap npap on the Dream SMP
Yo, did you see the thing Samsung Smart Fridge on the dream SMP
by rly907 December 2, 2020
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Smart

Obviously not a trait you uphold if you're looking up the fucking word 'smart'.
Hey that kid there is hella smart! Sure isn't popular but we can always pretend to be his friend to cheat off him then ditch him and treat him like shit!
by Shnotia December 28, 2010
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Street Smart Psychic

Hip, cool psychic reader who taps into your energy to give you a heads up on what is in the stars and who is hanging in the bars. The daily dose of psychic prozac for the psychic junkie who is jonesing for a reading.
The Street Smart Psychic gave the psychic junkie a tarot card reading to give her a heads up on what to expect next and a psychic prescription to go with the psychic prediction...take two fortune cookies and call me in the morning.
by The Street Smart Psychic November 8, 2009
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smart

Something me and you are probably not.

Something that most people think they are, and guess what, their not. And i can say that cause im 16.
Here is my favorite example of a smart person:

- "George Bush is in idiot! And I can make that claim because I know how the economy works, how politics works and what he and his group of intelligent advisors are doing! I mean, HE IS ONLY THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA, HOW COULD HE NOT BE A COMPLETE MORON AND NOT HAVE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST CLUE OF WHAT HE'S DOING!?!??!?!?" - the average 16 year old
by Kosty September 26, 2006
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Smartassle

When someone is smart bit acting dumb or a nice way of saying ass hole
You smartassle why are you painting the cat blue.

Why you hit me you smartassle
by Kettuce April 15, 2019
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Smarsh

Another way of saying smash but with much stronger meaning.
"Bruv I wont just smash his face in i'll absolutely SMARSH it in!"
by Vamz Kidd October 23, 2007
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