Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.

"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.

by Sue doe name July 12, 2022

Slow Joe

A really fucking dumb canadian.

Amelia: " 'ya see Roy the other day? How he thought keeping his fish in an unclean tank would be safe?"
Madelyn: "What a fucking hoser. he's such a Slow Joe, eh?"

by Matiurban May 04, 2023

slow toke

A slow-motion cannabis smoking video. First used in the LA/OC/Socal smoke sesh scene. It usually ends with the people getting super baked after the shoot

Let's get a Slow Toke at the sesh!
Yo my Slow Toke came out sick!

by SmokeWeedEveryDay710 October 18, 2023

Slow Potato

Slow insertion of double thumbs into one's partner while speaking sexy phrases in Spanish.

Babygirl, feel my slow potato, "Tienes una sonrisa hermosa."

by Whips-n-Chains April 18, 2024

slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.

"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"

by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023

Slow Butter

A pharse used to describe perfect form in the gym. (smooth) movement workouts done correctly.

Do you see Jay, his form is perfect , I'd call it "slow butter"

by ReidSZN October 23, 2015

ni-nice and slow

Hittin that nice and slow

Bro you know i be hittin that shi- ni-nice and slow

by Ni-Nice And Slow November 02, 2022