Shoeless motherfucker

A broke ass hater who hates on anyone who better then him or her

Shoeless motherfucker: what’s up pig as bitch
Cool motherfucker: you just one shoeless mother fucker!

Everyone: daaaaaammmmmmnnnnn.....!!

by Gooseyswag December 18, 2018

shotel

Something you call someone to confuse the fuck out of them

Houston: You’re such a shotel Tony.
Tony: What’s a shotel? Tell me! What the heck is a shotel? I’m not gonna sleep until I know what it is!
Houston: Retard...

by Hunter “The Crackhead” Biden October 3, 2019

Shower Baseball

A game that's played in a team shower after a game or practice that consists of one person throwing a bar of soap, and someone else trying to hit it with their dick, similar to how a baseball is hit with a bat.

Person 1: "Hey man wanna play shower baseball after the game?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by JackGoff1592102 February 3, 2020

Shower Asparagus Piss

When you pee in a hot, steamy shower after eating asparagus.

My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.

by Kelly the Queef Chief March 6, 2020

shower thoughts

You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.

Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about”

by Harper_Here May 25, 2020

Shovel nail action

When someone has huge accumulations of dirt under there nails.. And it looks like they have used their nails to shovel dirt and/or faeces.

’Damn Lisa has some shovel nail action’ Greg gagged heavily.

by AstrayMind98 June 28, 2020

Shower noodles

When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.

In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.

by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020