screw

1) A simple machine of the inclined plane type consisting
of a spirally grooved solid cylinder and a correspondingly
grooved hollow cylinder into which fits

2) An act of sexual intercourse ; to fuck

1- "I'm going to need some screws to fix this bookshelf"

2- "Don't you wanna screw that fine chick over there?"

by truongster June 10, 2008

Irish Screwdriver

A hammer. So called due to the difficulty faced when our dextrousley challenged chums, fancy a spot of D.I.Y

Hey fergus, chuck us that Irish Screwdriver, Im having a wee spot of bother with this nail!

by Prof. Spock September 12, 2006

screw

London definition. To be angry. Verb - to screw. Adjective - screwing.

What you screwing for?
Just get the fuck out of my face yeah?

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

screw

Have sex with, or used by a screwdriver. Similar to nail

I'd like to screw that biatch!

by ade! December 28, 2007

SCREWS

SCREWS (acrynonym): Scrub Caring, Really Epic Weekend Started

Why aren't you at work Mr. Spitzer?
SCREWS!

by GoingLikeSixty February 20, 2009

Irish screwdriver

A hammer. From an old joke about an Irish labourer talking to his boss.

"How'd you get them screws driven in so fast Paddy?"
"Oi used an 'ammer sir, et were much faster."

"it's not working"

"use an irish screwdriver then"

by Arnold B. Loke January 9, 2014

screwheap

a pile of dead cats in an abandoned warehouse

John: Damn check out that screwheap
Willi: Yeah the cops were called and are on the way.
John: Good, I think this is illegal to look at

by andrew July 8, 2003