1. Term used to describe an extremely fast "Number 2." This includes the entire sitting down, wiping, and hand washing portion of the poop. It does not have to be exactly 5 seconds but anything under 30 seconds can be considered a "5 Second Deuce"
2. Common nickname given to people with the ability to poop at extremely high speeds.
2. Common nickname given to people with the ability to poop at extremely high speeds.
I was late for school but I had to poo so badly that I had to take a 5 Second Deuce so that I wouldn't be late for the bus.
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The awkward moment where a girl allows you to enter her Anal cavity with your pork sword only for you to prematurely ejaculate after 5 seconds.
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Get the 5 Seconds of Bummer mug.A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped
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"Just give me a Mother Fucking Second."
"Really....thats it....I didn't even feel it....it was like a Mother Fucking Second"
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by Achooo April 1, 2010
Get the Mother Fucking Second mug.When you pick up something interesting on the ground and you hold it for less than 5 seconds, it is ok to put it back on the ground.
jim: dude didn't you pick that off the ground?
tom: ya.
jim: then why are you putting it back on the ground? you should just put it in the trash.
tom: nah dude. inverse 5-second rule.
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