not worth a second glance

Homely or ordinary looking person someone else wouldn't look at twice. Something which is of little value or consequence.

Bill looks like a frog and he's not worth a second glance. Sarah is the quiet "plain Jane" at school and she's not worth a second glance. The statistics report is all screwed up and it's not worth a second glance.

by louisegue November 9, 2013

Second Messiah movement

A religious movement that expects a now messiah with the status of Jesus.
It is based on the vision in the book of Revelation of the woman clothed with the sun and her child.
People in the movement believe it predicts a new messiah.

He's in the second messiah movement.

by Judge dredd7 November 2, 2011

30 second sam

a chronic masturbator that likes to do his business in class. He "cummed" from Macedonia and now resides in forest lake.

"Look at 30 second sam over there! He's rubbin' it in his hair!"
"oh God he smells!"

by ipromise4ever January 11, 2012

Second Hand Stoned

To become stoned by affiliation or by the presence of your stoned friends even though you never blazed.

Friends acting stoned
"Girl, you're acting so second hand stoned right now."

by SuperStarStoner April 19, 2013

Second hand semi

When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner

Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"

Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"

by ThrisCaylorIII December 16, 2018

2 second charlie

An expression used during/or referring to sex when a man ejaculates very quickly

"Dude I wanna go after Nina, but I haven't been laid in a while. I need some practise before her, otherwise I'm gonna be 2 second charlie."

by Thob October 4, 2009

second half team

ohio state football.

when your team is fucking up in the first half and then they pull it together and end up winning in the second half.

Did you watch the Rose Bowl last night? OSU had me a little worried at halftime but I didn’t get too stressed bc i know they are a second half team.

by hedgehogslayer69 January 2, 2022