The act of performing oral sexy on a woman whilst also picking her nose and eating it. A nice satisfying mixture of that sweet cream and salty booger to really even out the experience.
Craving a well rounded "meal" Josh gave Kate the Sweet and Salty by picking Kate's boogers and popping them in his mouth whilst he was going down her.
by thefatbatman1983 March 11, 2022
Get the Sweet and Salty mug.The act of using a woman's cat to clean your junk after sex. It works best if you have just soaked her face and tits with a monster load of baby gravy.
John: How did it go with that skank from the biker bar last night?
Jim: Awesome! I pulled the old Salty Felix on that pig. After I covered her with about a quart of jizz, I picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the hell out of there!
John: Epic! It doesn't get much better than that on a Tuesday night!
Jim: Awesome! I pulled the old Salty Felix on that pig. After I covered her with about a quart of jizz, I picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the hell out of there!
John: Epic! It doesn't get much better than that on a Tuesday night!
by dingo3 October 22, 2010
Get the Salty Felix mug.When a man ejaculates onto a woman’s face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to resemble a raccoon, the woman is then sent to the nearest trashcan and must dig through it to find a hidden box of tissues she will use to clean herself.
“Dude, I did the salty raccoon on Ashley last night and after I finished she couldn’t even find the tissues in the trash”
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