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Robert

A socially awkward boy, or a "goofy" kid. Usually stalks a particular person, and follows him or her into the bathroom. A Robert way ask you about what you are doing in an obvious situation.
Guy 1: You know that freak that followed you into the stall?
Guy 2: Yeah, he was a total Robert.
by Mr. Cybrody November 26, 2010
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ROBERT!

A name for someone who acts like a dickor a little bit stupid, not a particular person, but a name for someone who is a dick.
e.g.1
Sam: I had sex with your dead Nan last night.

Jack: Fuck off you Robert.
e.g.2

Sam: Isn't VietNam a country in China?

Jack: No you massive Robert!
by marmite lover October 4, 2009
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Jolly Roger

Another name for the skull & crossbones symbol.
"My Halo 2 character has a Jolly Roger symbol on his shoulder."
-me
by Dave December 31, 2004
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rogerkligerman

a very hairy man. someone with a unique chest and facial hair, the manliest man ever
Grizzly adams is such a rogerkligerman
by greatstigers January 14, 2007
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robert-john

Robert-John is an amazing person. His spirit lights up a room. You will never find anyone so perfect and adorable. His humor is above par and his loyalty is what lover's dream about. He is caring, but will put a fool in their place.
You need to get with Robert-John, he pays his bills!

Robert-John's enemies : Shanique
by Rob Rocka! March 12, 2017
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Robert

Robert is an amazing person who is fit as frick 😍all though people underestimate Robert don't he will always stick up for his friends and is not afraid to fight for his mates or himself. Robert is very very sporty and likes being physical. He is very talented. Word of advice do not frick wiv him if there ain't no hospital nearby
Robert is great at rugby!
I know he's almost perfect!
🏉🏉
by Wing ching Hong December 30, 2018
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Roberting

When someone in your friend group does something towards you or the entire group that is messed up and entirely incomprehensible, therefore making it fucked up.
Other version: Roberted
"Fuck, it pisses me off when that bitch is roberting someone."
by Masternerd October 11, 2019
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