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Knocking boots

Swapping dips
Yelling yee yee
-earl dibbles jr.
They've got that redneck love going!
by Redneckprincess406 April 26, 2014
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Redneck

The living proof that feces can grow legs and walk. They can be seen wearing dirty-looking clothes, and some with Southern themes, many with a Rebel Flag on them. They love mudding, NASCAR, squirrel hunting, drinking lots of beer, having tractor races, and bitching about Mexicans and Blacks. Many have a brain that contains a small twig with about no more than a hundred brain cells on it.
Hey everybody, Look! Jethro's using all 3 of his brain cells to talk!
by Survivor Fan August 12, 2004
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Redneck

redneck:someone who lives in the southern states and who happens to drink alot,therefore increasing there temperture making there skin red.also noted that rednecks are RACIST basturds and should be killed. (asian,black,hasspanicks,ect.)
redneck:ouse it goin lil chink
asian:fuck you redneck,eat shit.
redneck:how do you fuck with that lil thing
asian:apparently my peinis is bigger than yours,seeing how i fucked martha (your wife) in the ass.making her scream for joy,and ripping her asshole,in a way you could never acheive

jahmal:ha ya like that Punk bitch!!!
by asiawithlove April 25, 2006
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redneck

Usually male, but can be female too. A male redneck is one who is mainly dirty blonde, 5 foot 9. Yellow teeth, leaves the truck window down, even if it is 95 degrees in summer..Feels claustrophobic if the AC is on. Gotta get that Fah rayush air., one who has abused many women before, and just has to call any female a BITCH, even his female dogs. WAYALL, that is what they yar.! he would say. Female rednecks are always jealous of their mayon, thinking they got some sort of prize, and ya bettur stay away from heeum.!! Some of them even have good jobs, ABOVE their intelligence level, lord knows why. anyway, rednecks come in both sexes, and they like sex too...they think it is natural, like animals in the wild.
Rednecks are corny, horny, and just plain dumb, NASCAR being one of their favorite passtimes, varoomie cars go round and round and round, till I ACTUALLY fall asleep. Yeah, to be a redneck you have to actually STAY awake while watching it! I watch it when I want some background noise to make me take an afternoon nap!
by alskjdlajs July 25, 2009
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redneck badge of honor

Metaphorical badge given to al people accpeted as rednecks by the redneck community. The redneck badge of honor can be taken away. Similar to a {gay card} but for rednecks.
Bubba and Skeeter took away my redneck badge of honor after finding out I don't watch NASCAR or eat KFC.

After my 12th can of Pabst, I spray-painted a Confederate flag on my trailer and was given the redneck badge of honor.
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 30, 2009
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Redneck Porn

When rednecks beat off looking at there sisters, or horses.
hey did u hear about logan gorum fuckin that horse on the tree stump,

yea, now thats redneck porn
by BiG dAdDy D! December 2, 2010
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redneck

country boy with small dick so he has to compensate with a big truck.
redneck has a small dick so wants a big truck
by BODNOEOSJOJDO February 14, 2012
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