Pocket Launch

The act of inadvertently and suddenly ejaculating in one's pants in response to an unforeseen and intense sexual arousal.

When Jimmy "accidentally" walked in on Chad's mother in the shower, he had a pocket launch.

by Ritondy August 2, 2010

Pocket Comment

Pocket Comment: Any comment made by accident to a social network or forum from a smart phone or connected device residing in your pocket.

Pocket Comment example: adfjdjqehdanldmmm

by Bapzzyx June 15, 2011

Pocket Job

When a female puts her hands in a males pocket and pleasures him. (best in sweatpants)

Jimmy went outside to get a pocket job from Meghan.

by Droppin Gs in my Pants December 19, 2011

Pocktio

A huge priapic lubricious creature from England, (probably belongs to the Trollea genus with a side order from the Priapulida phylum), likes to watch all kinds of extremely educational biology movies, and preys on harmless little things like hamsters, priests, human offsprings, a fearful Heretic. For the Pocktio, molestation has developed from hobby to trade.
Has a great reputation as a cheerful-taunting-sneaky-back-knifing bastard. Probably earned him his current throne of Knife King of Doltland after having planted a hand-long blade between the ribs of the previous incumbent and doing who knows what to the exsanguinated carcass.

Little things all fear Pocktio, he of the molestation love!

by TheTruthShallMakeYeFret October 31, 2011

Pocket Meat

One who, whilst reppin the deepest of the deep westside, is so boss that they keep meat in their pocket. Stone cold. Someone who gets so excited about a meat sandwich, that they keep the meat on their person for later.

Damn, there's pocket meat. She focusing so hard on that sandwich...uh...there it goes, meat into her pocket.

by Bpadizzly February 6, 2013

Pocket Sprinkling

The art of gathering the lint, sand or paper scraps from your pockets and throwing it at people.

I was feeling depressed the other day, and i was pocket sprinkled by a stranger. Suddenly i felt joy like i have never felt before, by that Pocket Sprinkling.

by XxSteelexX March 30, 2013

Pocket Buddy

A small sized human friend that fits in your pocket. Usually someone so adorable that you just want to shrink them down and keep them.

Brianna: Oh my gosh, Leo is so cute! I just want to have him as a pocket buddy!

by BrockBryan April 26, 2014