pseudosemibisexual

(noun) A person who falsely claims or exhibits traits of being semibisexual, either for social reasons, attention, or to fit into a certain identity, without genuinely experiencing the nuances of semibisexuality.

Jake's friends suspected he was a pseudosemibisexual, as he often talked about being attracted to the same gender but never actually pursued or expressed genuine interest beyond the occasional mention."

by Ducati2004 August 13, 2024

Pseudonewism

Something that seems new but actually isn't.

I completely understand that you think walking is the best form of cardio and you think this is a new idea you're having and sharing it with everyone, but this isn't the first time someone has felt original for sharing something that's actually pseudonewism, especially when so many have thought of it before.

by StormTrooper51407250 August 24, 2024

Pseudopedophile

An adult who's creepy/weird towards minors but hasn't exactly done anything to consider them as an actual pedophile.

Or someone's who's sexually attracted to child-like things, but hasn't actually been attracted to children.

Example 1: "Presley is 21 but making sexual jokes towards 14 year olds, she's like a pseudopedophile."

Example 2: "Dan is into DDLG and ageplay, what a pseudopedophile.."

by Bunjeejumper7271 September 16, 2023

Pseudotexts

A text that contains pseudoscience theories

The pseudotext-zeta function was described as an pseudotextnym sound. Pseudotexts are good.

by Zeta functions/Alpha functions September 17, 2023

pseudocide

Faking a death, either yours, someone else’s. It can be a faked suicide or a murder. As long as it’s fake, it’s pseudocide. Also don’t do this, it’s fucked up man, and don’t be like David that one dude who faked his death then pulled up to his own funeral in a fucking HELICOPTER.

Aye bro Jeremy committed pseudocide
OH SHIT HES ALIVE?!?! Imma make sure that bitch dead fr this time.
RONALD NOOO

by LAMBBBB October 11, 2023

pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

what is this? oh yeah a literal human body skill issue.

___ has pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

by chainsbillyandbob4life October 25, 2023

Pseudosocial

To act fake in a social interaction, use a fake personality or to not act like your true personality

I was acting different than how I really am, I was being pseudosocial

by Evelynthegay November 3, 2023