Procrastinal

The act of procrastination.

My brother is very procrastinal when it comes to chores.

by My wife is wrong July 14, 2019

ProcrastaNapper

One who routinely naps in order to avoid existential acts of meaningless, non-essential chores or duties. Serial Procrastanappers, often set unachievable napping times (i.e. 15 Minutes) routinely restarting the nap 3 times over, or just snoozing through it all together.

I'm a Serial ProcrastaNapper. Whenever I have to clean my room, I try to take a 15-minute nap, but just end up sleeping for 8 hours, instead.

by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019

Procrastinashit

Making an unnecessary and time consuming bowel movement in order to postpone some other more important activity. This is usually accompanied by another distraction, such as reading a book or using a mobile phone, even after the deposit has been made and the paperwork is complete. a.k.a. Dumping delay.

I'll start my homework after I take a relaxing procrastinashit.

by Willie Wordsmith December 27, 2019

Procrastibate

Instead of taking care of more inportant obligations you masturbate instead

I was supposed to be at work at 7 but I procrastibated and i didn't make it till 9

by JDUB 4978 January 11, 2020

Procrastinating

A Kashvi

“Damn that girl is procrastinating... She’s pulling a Kashvi!”

by Ur mom is me but I’m a man January 30, 2020

Procrastinating

A Kashvi

“Damn that girl is procrastinating.. she’s pulling a Kashvi!

by Ur mom is me but I’m a man January 30, 2020

Procrastinart

(𝙫). 𝙏𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙛𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚.

Stop making those cards! You can't procrastinart any longer. Get and do the dishes please!

by CathieT March 31, 2020