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Poop in a Handbag

Used as the cleaner version of. Sh*t! F*ck! ETC. Generally while something you did not want to occur, ended up happening.
Occasionally the equivalent to FML.
*Person Playing Video Game*
Game: Killed By YoMama123

Person: Poop in a Handbag!
by Scoob The Greek October 4, 2010
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poop manger

The act of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper and then proceeding to defecate onto it, thus causing the turd remain afloat. The feces surrounded by toilet paper symbolizes Baby Jesus wrapped in blankets in his manger. The poop manger is then left there for the unsuspecting victim to encounter.
"I sure showed those guys."

"What did you do?"

"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."
by ThaddPole October 12, 2011
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poop you

Person 1: Haha you look fat today

Person 2: Poop you
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Poop Crayon

Poop Crayon - (Noun)
A Poop Crayon is a small piece of fecal matter that is stuck in the anal cavity that continues to write on the toilet paper when you wipe. Poop Crayons are extremely troublesome especially when you are in a rush.
"Sorry I'm late, I had a poop crayon and couldn't get my butt clean!"
by idontknowmuch March 9, 2017
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Catholic Poop

A Catholic Poop is a poop so vile-smelling that your roommate or Spousal Unit is forced to light a candle to try to counteract the odor.
Wow! Light the candles and say a novena! That was one nasty Catholic Poop!
by PsychoPuppyDad December 13, 2010
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Poop Soup Deluxe

A healty mix of 3 crucial ingredients (Shit, Piss and Puke) in the upper tank after you've removed the chain.
Sometimes, the puke won't come until later when the first person discovers the piss & shit.
Just shitting wasn't enough for that fucker's upper deck. I had enough of everything for a poop soup deluxe.
by Ed Bodine September 23, 2005
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poop chute pirate

one who pilages and plunders the poop chute
After the poop chute pirates were done with him, he couldnt sit for weeks
by StPatrickIV November 18, 2003
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