Penis philosophy

Life, life is like a penis.
Sometimes it's short,
Sometimes it's average,
Sometimes it's long.
It can be very free-flowing.
It can go up, down, left, and right.
And then, women come and make it hard.

Friend: what is life?
Me: life, life is like a penis.
Penis; Penis philosophy

by The AAC December 30, 2015

boyfriend penis

a penis of respectable but not extraordinary size, and therefore a penis that a partner would want inside one's genitals on a regular basis and with varying intensity

"Don't worry, baby, you got a boyfriend penis. It means I'll let you do more with it."

by DongSwanson February 18, 2015

excessive penis

An over abundance of penis, either through size or sheer numbers

He had excessive penis

by tal nska January 7, 2016

Penis Cancer

Penis Cancer is cancer for penis

Oh fuck i have penis cancer :(

by Woozerd September 6, 2019

super penis

an ordinary penis by day, which by night wears a well designed tiny cape in order to fight for truth, justice and action.

"Super penis saves the day" reports the daily wang.

by herotext February 4, 2007

Ross Penis

An unusually below average sized penis, generally less than 3 inches erect.

Tiffany: "I saw you go home with a guy last night, how was it?"
Emily: "I was going to have sex with him, but I noticed that he had a ross penis, so I just laughed and went to sleep"

by Ross O. Neill May 8, 2014

neapolitan penis

When someone circumcised and has a dark skinned penis, but the tip of the penis is pink; thus looking like a Neapolitan ice cream sandwhich.

Man that guy Andy really has a Neapolitan penis. A tri-colored shaft.

by Mesoss March 18, 2014