Parker is a guy that will always fall in love with girls that goes by Phoebe, and Reagan. He is so hot that he doesn't hire bodyguards, they pay him to be the bodyguard. He also has a massive cock, when Goku saw it, he said ¨ IT'S OVER 9000!¨.
Parker's 900928th Bodyguard: Parker is so cool, I wish I could be his bodyguard.
*Goku still surprised at how massive it was.*
*Goku still surprised at how massive it was.*
by ImTIger May 4, 2023
Get the Parkermug. by Sufian’s bf May 6, 2021
Get the Sufian Parker-mianmug. so there’s this boy, And the way he laughs makes me smile, And the way he talks gives me butterflies, And everything about him makes me happy. His smile paints rays of sunshine all over his face, warm and soft enough to make a sunflower grow. he's the freckled boy that puts the stars in the sky but still motivates me to create my own stars. my love for him is multiplied by the number of stars, take it to infinites, the number of unknown planets and plus the wide of the universe. he's the kind of boy that poems are written about,
by kaydenjude November 20, 2018
Get the Parkermug. 
A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.
Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011
Get the Wise-Parker Rule of Threemug. A middle-class white guy that has no personality but will try to flex their money with every opportunity they have.
by one of those asian kids May 27, 2020
Get the Luke Parkermug. Super sexy man beast loves girls
Called Phoenix
No matter what happens a parker will always fall for
A PHEONIX!!!!!!
Called Phoenix
No matter what happens a parker will always fall for
A PHEONIX!!!!!!
by Powershot9910 January 30, 2018
Get the Parkermug.