Cotton Pickin

A word old teachers (specifically science teachers) use instead of the f bomb infront of students.

"Why does that teacher always say cotton pickin?"

by @jmini249 February 20, 2017

parking lot

What Iran will get turned into by us or Israel if they ever attempt to use one of their nukes. Same goes for North Korea and their shitty missiles.

The entire city of Tehran will be a parking lot by 2010 if those morons keep it up. Unfortunately, there will also be hella dead people and/or nuclear fallout there.

by kinda sad but true July 23, 2006

Packing a Fat Hog

The act of scooping out a large chunk of Skoal, Copenhagen, or Redman and placing it in your lip of cheek. Extremely popular with students at Episcopal High School in Houston and Cascia Hall Catholic School in Tulsa. Originates with a couple freshman at Cascia.

Normal Teenager: Hey, where were you at the football game last night?

Episcopal Kid: dude, football is gay as shit, I was packing a fat hog all night at Kyle's ranch. We went mudding for like 3 hours.

Normal Tulsa Teen: what'd you guys do last night?

Cascia Kid: we were at Morp, you are such a fag for not going, it was soo awesome. I was packing a fat hog and they had like 3 handles of vodka!!

by Mburck3 May 25, 2010

packing heat

A term referring to carrying a weapon with you. A small example is a concealed weapon, but a better one would be being heavily-armed with a machinegun.

"Daniel Pearl should've been packing heat over there. Damn customs."
-me

by Dave September 11, 2004

Packie Bashing

An old english ritual, usually after a night on the piss, the said drunks go out (after a kebab) and find random Packie's on the streets of England to bash the living hell out of.

This is getting harder each passing day as they are quickly invading every city in the world with their terrible Curry smell and shitty language

Man 1: hey man lets go get pissed, eat a kebab and go for some Packie bashing!

Man 2: yeah! yeah! I love Packie Bashing on a friday night!

by Ninja style August 5, 2008

packing shit

Another slang for sex, preferably anal

Dude i was packing this bitches shit last night....

Packing shit is what to do now days

by anonymo423 June 19, 2008

Good Guy-Bad Guy parking

When another car is parked in a large parallel metered parking space and is some distance from the meter; you park closer to the meter such that it looks like the other person squeezed into your space, rather than that you squeezed into their space thereby forcing a policeman wielding parking tickets to determine who was the "good guy" and who was the "bad guy."

My good guy-bad guy parking worked. The other car got a ticket for parking illegally and I did not.

by Kevin October 11, 2003