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Something a guy wants to use one day
You want to use your penis for sex yes?
Penis by Leigh Brian King August 8, 2019
A hungry erect cobra, or a lusty love log
A dripping stiffer, or a rod to prod the bod and shoot its wad in the open mouthed cod. Fun to play with, fun to eat. Just don't bite. The penis is known by many names. Cock, dick, weiner, sosig, peen, wingwong, dingaling, anus pounder, and many more. Their common targets are meat sleeves, anal openings, plush toys, socks, fleshlights, and zippers
The penis is an important tool in spreading the infestation of humanity and ever increasing destruction and unnecessary stupidity that unfolds each day
Penis by VortexMorpeko August 9, 2019
The male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals it consists largely of erectile tissue and is used also for urination.
Me: Oh yea I have a penis
My friend: Thats gay
Penis by uruaussie August 11, 2019
male genitals, male sex organ; procreation juice pipe.
Your large pen-is in her box. Little penis for little box and big pen-is for a bigger box. Penis pricks boxes.
Penis by @Hip_Matter August 23, 2019
a thing that boys use to put up their assholes cause their horny and play fortnite
penis by iksyjdhgjfy August 30, 2019
It is the scoop, or the the word of the day, typically said before crashing a motor bike.
"Hey, what's the scoop?"
"Penis"
Penis by RememberTheAmibo September 23, 2019