Adj: explaining the expeirence caused by eating something so amazing that your entire enteric/gastrointestional nervous system (smell, taste, all the nerves & cells in your gut that tell you what they really need) ilicit a "la petite moir" type of orgasmic response, or a short period of transcendence.
"Oh my gawd! That marinated, grilled, grass-fed, free-range, antibiotic-free, organic beef tenderloin was f-ing orgastronomic! Wait... I can't move. Don't touch my plate...yet... ah! No. don't move. ah. oh, okay. okay. whew. I am going to lick that plate clean."
by SaraHeartburn October 27, 2012
Get the orgastronomic mug.when you have the best sex ever with someone you do not care for or ABOUT, and your guilty conscience makes you physically ill, it's called orgasmic remorse. it's the new "food poisoning" excuse.
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by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
Get the orgasmatron mug.common misspelling of orgasmic. Completely the opposite of the aforementioned word as in really disgusting and/or a turn-off.
by MeestaRyan July 10, 2010
Get the ograsmic mug.When you have the BEST SEX ever with a person you don't care for, or, about. Your guilty conscience makes you physicaly ill and you can not go to work. You call off work ill with the "Orgasmic Remorse" excuse...it's the new "food poisoning" of excuses.
by hilda50 December 14, 2013
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Rachael lost her grip on her phone, right at the moment of climax. The orgasmic face-splat meant that besides having rosy cheeks from climax she was likely to have a black eye.
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Get the Orgasmic Face-Splat mug.An irrational fear of cumming/orgasming. Most common in females, it is most likely psychological. Someone suffering from this will stop themselves right before they cum because they’re physically unable to.
“I’ve been with my boyfriend for a year yet I’m still unable to cum. I think I might have orgasmicphobia.”
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