Toilet Tuck

After urinating, you hold your penis down as you squeeze out the last of the piss to prevent it from slamming into the toilet rim.
Steve: You'll get herpes if you don't start toilet tucking.

John: That's just a myth.

Steve: How do you explain this?
by Big Huge Dump December 07, 2010
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toilet [head]

just like a regular head(AKA blow job) but your'e getting it while taking a dump
"dude she gave me a toilet head"
by Yacov N.illit August 08, 2008
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boiling toilet

When the receiving member of a rim job decides to flatulate in the face of the person administering the deed.
Sheila was trying to go where I didn't want her to so I gave her the old boiling toilet.
by Sean March 18, 2004
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toilet tea

A frothy beverage enjoyed by those who walk on the wild side.
"I spent all Saturday night drinking some fresh toilet tea, if you know what I mean and I think you do."
by gebbly February 26, 2007
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toilet paper

looooong term for saying TP
by xzbyte June 02, 2004
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The Peppered Toilet

The act of leaving your own pubic hair on the toilet seat thus discouraging the next user from taking a dump.
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by kingstroke89 October 31, 2010
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toilet ninja

When a criminal tries to dispense of evidence in a restroom, this same-sex modern-day hero follows the offender and physically prevents any further crimes.
This lady was caught shoplifting and, in a panic, ran into the restroom to try and "flush" the evidence, but Katy, the same-sex security guard, and modern-day hero, followed the alleged criminal into the stall, secured the prisoner, and saved the day. Katy is a toilet ninja.
by carolinatdi June 14, 2011
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