Toilet Flower

When you flush one of those paper ass-gaskets, and it only goes half way down so some of the still dry paper sticks up like flower petals

I really had to shit, but first I had to flush a toilet flower all the way down

by NDZ May 24, 2003

Zatz

Andrew Zatz, a modern novelist and poet.
Born: January 6, 1967, Norilsk.
Writes in English, Ukrainian, and Russian.

Zatz' works:
"Austerity Mode", "Wilderness" (2005, in English)
"Our Proposition", "Crawling Bitches" (2005, in Ukrainian)
"It will be snowing tomorrow again...", "I'll kill them before" (2005, in Russian)

by NDZ February 17, 2006