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double hypocrite

A hypocrite who complains about hypocrites..... in other words me
*Jeff beats his wife, is a raging alcoholic, rapes babies, murders people, and steals shit all the time BUT Jeff goes to church..... this makes Jeff a hypocrite*

*Jeff is talking to his friend about football and along walks a hypocrite and Jeff says "DAMN I HATE HYPOCRITES!".... now armed with the knowledge that Jeff is a hypocrite and he complains about hypocrites we can officially call him a "double hypocrite"*
by foshiznizzle November 23, 2007
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Double-Chamber

A double-chamber bong. The best type of bongs to use. Smoothest smoke, double filtration and made out of glass/pyrex.
A nice and relatively large shaped first chamber with a curved stem that enters the smaller second chamber containing an upright stem and the 'bowl'.
Both of the chambers stems sit submerged in the water. Thus, the smoke is filtered firstly by the smaller chamber and then again by the larger chamber before you breath in the smoke.
Pull that double-chamber bong, old mazzla.
by Diego November 28, 2003
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Double RainCloud

The polar opposite of the Double Rainbow: A double dose of depression to the point of suicide.

Triple RainCloud will result in spontaneous death and possible combustion.

Alternatively, a historical Indian Chief who peed and shat on tribesmen while they slept.
Double Raincloud: Jimmy was on his way home and got into an accident with the milkman who has been sleeping with his wife. Jimmy was at fault and has to pay for all of the damages. The milk man takes his wife to Greece with the extra cash.

Possible triple raincloud (instant death): Wife leaves Jimmy for the milkman, finds out his kids were the milkman's, and is forced by the courts to pay child support.

Possible triple raincloud (instant death with combustion): Milkman sends email to Jimmy with explicit pictures of him Tri-bagging his wife (and kids) in Greece.

Full on Triple raincloud-all the way across the sky:
Jimmy tries to sue milkman for child abuse and loses despite photo evidence. Beacause the judge happened to be the milkmans father and took the pictures thus making them inadmissable in court.
by Amarci_ano July 30, 2010
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Double-up

"Double-up, the Elroy comin'."
by Tha Bean December 3, 2003
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double decker

When you sit on your homie’s shoulders with your nuts in his face and shit through the space in between his legs.
Yo, me and devon dropped a steaming double decker earlier in the church bathroom!
by lads9 September 8, 2018
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double plug

double plugging is in the act of penetrating a woman in either her anus or vagina, you take either your finger, dildo or anything you can find and plug the other orifice.

another definition is when two men engage in sex with a woman at the same time. One man inserts his penis in her anus while the other man inserts his in her vagina.
Last night while I was hammering Katie I put my finger in her ass and double plugged her.

Last night while I was walking in the park I saw these two guys double plugging this girl.
by JOSH April 5, 2005
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Double Doggin'

V. To take two dicks in one hole.
Margo: God, I was double doggin' for sooo long last night.
Josh: Shut up Margo, no one likes you.
Mr. Hawkins: SHUT UP!
by latinist. November 11, 2009
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