persian time

When a Persian man plans on being somewhere or doing something at a certain time you can safely assume he will be late. Things happen when they happen.

When a man operates on Persian time, he usually doesn’t give a fuck about whatever it is he is late for, or is confident that his lateness will not have adverse effects on the planned situation. Some times the Persian man is so delusional he believes his lateness may actually improve the conditions of the planned situation, and sometimes, he is correct.
Zach: Yo when is dinner going to be ready?
Mehdi: Maybe 8pm. Yanno, Persian time.
Zach: So 9-9:30pm? Gotchu
by CheneyInDaMidEast420 December 11, 2022
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Cadilac Time

What some stupid retarded announcer of the Philadelphia Phillies says after a homerun.
Ryan Howard just hit a majestic shot. He watches it leave the park and its Cadilac time.
by Comowana Laya August 19, 2009
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Time Machine

A virtual machine that is used to calculate time that advances Science exponentially.
They used a time machine to figure out the location of the nebula
by TimeDoc November 21, 2014
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Jack Time

time for a cigarette; whenever you want a cigarette, announce that it is jack time
dude: hey man its jack time, you got a light?
by veree November 27, 2011
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Goon Times

A Bay Area Hip-Hip / Multimedia group started by Certified Alien (Arrius Salazar) and S.u.s.p.e.c.t (Garrison Sneed.) Their motto is “Changing the world with conversation, motivation, and creation!”
I think Goon Times will pull up later, did you ask Garrison?
by hotmomlover69 March 01, 2021
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Nine time it

Etm: Ebonics; Stemming from rappers who have been fired upon i.e. 50 cent who's been shot nine times.
To do something, anything really, in an iteration of nine times. Usually used with an accompanying bravado in an attempt to create credibility/credit for having already completed the action nine times previously.
A) When asked if I wanted another trip up to the Las Vegas buffet I answered no. I cited that I not only did not want to contrive but had already nine timed it (referring to the buffet).
B) When Jen told me that the house needed to be straightened and wasn't flushed, I threatened her with a slap. Exclaiming that I would not only slap her, but nine time it.
by Bennihana September 08, 2005
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Craig time

Spending your personal time around an annoying retard
For fuck sake I want a weekend without Craig time !
by Yerkish March 11, 2015
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