A game of exhibition involving a batter and a pitcher. The pitched object is a can, preferably one filled with a carbonated beverage. The object is to cause the most spectacular destruction of said can via contact with an official A-Rod bat.
Cheaper beverages are a must, such as Sam's Choice, available at Wal-Mart. A case is under $3 and it tastes like moldy ass, so destroying them is imperative.
Cheaper beverages are a must, such as Sam's Choice, available at Wal-Mart. A case is under $3 and it tastes like moldy ass, so destroying them is imperative.
by Artemis Clyde Frog May 15, 2006
Get the smash cansmug. -Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.
-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.
-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.
Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.
by empresshearts April 22, 2008
Get the morning smashingsmug. After receiving a Blumpkin (fellatio while defecating on the toilet), proceeding to place the lucky lady's head on the seat and smashing the lid on her.
I had the worst blumpkin ever. She didn't even swallow the goop. I had to make it a smashing blumpkin to remind her to take her protein next time.
by Tim Branberries January 31, 2008
Get the Smashing Blumpkinmug. When a female is so good looking you wanna f#@k (smash) her so hard that only hulk can smash it that hard.
Also she can have a "hulk smash body"
Use as you would bad bitch
Same basic meaning
See bad bitch
Also she can have a "hulk smash body"
Use as you would bad bitch
Same basic meaning
See bad bitch
Man 1: Damn shes fine
Man 2: yeah I wanna hit it hard, what a bad bitch!
Man 1: yeah Definitly a Hulk Smash, right there!
Man 2: yeah I wanna hit it hard, what a bad bitch!
Man 1: yeah Definitly a Hulk Smash, right there!
by JPMDSK September 16, 2009
Get the Hulk Smashmug. To rapidly press, or "smash", a certain button, very fast. It is most likely used in a quick time event.
Gamer: Man, one time, I was playing BF3, and it asked me to button smash the "X" key, man, after that, the "X" key wasn't the same anymore!
Sexy Guy: I also had the same problem with a girl, last night!
Sexy Guy: I also had the same problem with a girl, last night!
by KOOLGUY® (PT) July 6, 2014
Get the Button Smashmug. A common term used in referring to a welder because of all the cocks they enjoy smashing in and around their mouth. Also see Tykake
by Counterguy June 6, 2018
Get the Smash Mouthmug. by MTBJoel March 31, 2009
Get the smash cakesmug.