links ultimate weapon even more powerful then the master sword and that vanquishes all who appose it in one giant cock slap the only other person to touch the master penis is zelda and she uses it for her own self pleasure
by father fast fingers February 19, 2017
by TheJello November 28, 2017
Life, life is like a penis.
Sometimes it's short,
Sometimes it's average,
Sometimes it's long.
It can be very free-flowing.
It can go up, down, left, and right.
And then, women come and make it hard.
Sometimes it's short,
Sometimes it's average,
Sometimes it's long.
It can be very free-flowing.
It can go up, down, left, and right.
And then, women come and make it hard.
by The AAC October 30, 2015
a penis of respectable but not extraordinary size, and therefore a penis that a partner would want inside one's genitals on a regular basis and with varying intensity
by DongSwanson February 18, 2015
He had excessive penis
by tal nska November 05, 2015
Oh fuck i have penis cancer :(
by Woozerd September 06, 2019
an ordinary penis by day, which by night wears a well designed tiny cape in order to fight for truth, justice and action.
by herotext February 01, 2007