dirty nastya

When you're doing the dirty with your next door neighbor and you two start to lick each other's booty holes.

Damn, last night I decided to do a dirty nastya and wow, it was great.

by Donkeybootycheeks April 28, 2020

nasty santa

Unlike the Dirty Santa, you do not have anal sex first. You simply ejaculate on your partners face creating a beard of semen, resembling that of santa's.

I gave my girlfriend a nasty santa on christmas eve.

by KrystalDM June 12, 2006

Hornet's Nest

After taking a painful and stinging dump, only to find a small amount of shit in the toilet.

Damn, that hurt like a mother fucker. I could have sworn it was bigger than that? i.e. 'Hornet's Nest'

by thatguyoverthereThemillionth August 19, 2011

birds nest

when you go over to a toilet to take a dump,and you look in the toilet to find out that someone left a surprise for you in there....someone that used a whole roll of toilet paper and clogged up the shitter and then took a massive dump on top of that.Its floating on top of the water with a turd nestled inside.Mostly found at factory bathrooms,truckstops,fast food.

Man,I had to take a shit...but theres a nasty ass birds nest in the bathroom shitter,I think Ill wait.

by theoutlaw1978 February 14, 2013

nasty hot

When a girl is so dirty and just hardcore street. She has a killer body. Her face has defined attributes. Plump dsl's. nice eyes bright in color. But a rotten attitude. Kind of ignorant. Out spoken. You can tell showering isn't #1 on her list. her clothes aren't new or always clean. But You just want her soooo damned bad. You go as far as to fantasize about fucking her stinky pussy.

That Homeless girl is so Nasty Hot! I'm Puttin her in the Spank Bank.

by Vandie September 13, 2008

The Big Nasty

A process that used to be used back in the day by call center agents supporting cable modems. It was a long, multi-step average handle time killer that included ripping out Windows' TCP/IP components, removing and re-installing network drivers, deleting the related entries from the registry, deleting some Windows system files that were frequently corrupted, restoring the system files, rebooting a few times, getting up and doing the chicken dance on your desk, calling the Mentor Line a few dozen times and guzzling lots of coffee. Always done as a last resort, usually at the recommendation of a mentor.

John tried ripping the stack and the nic, but that didn't work so he just did The Big Nasty and that got her back online.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

Nesting

The phenomenon involves two people. One person has an enema. Then, a pvc tube is place in the anus of each participant. A tube with a thinner wall is ideal. The participant who has not had the enema poops through the tube so their poop enters the other participant’s anus. Now, participant #2 keeps the dookie from the other participant in his rectum, sometimes for days. This is known as nesting. Or “nesting” someone’s poopy.

I feel such a strong connection to my lover while I’m nesting his dookie.

by Pseudo Poopy October 27, 2020