Mount n' Boned

When you crack open an ice cold dew and it slaps so hard and feels so good goin' down, it's like you just busted a phat glob of fresh churned love butter. Don't forget the marlboro red to go with it.

Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!"

Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."

by fat obese lady August 1, 2022

The Billy N. Effect

When an ugly cow of a guy with no personality scores a 10/10 girlfriend because he has a massive penis.

A: "How goes THAT guy have such a fit girlfriend?"
B: "Oh, you mean Big Willy Billy? He has a 20 inch schlong."
A: "So its The Billy N. Effect"
B: "Yep :/"

by MASMRANKRA June 9, 2019

Soak-N-Poke

The act of entering a hot tub with the intent to have sexual intercourse.

"Wanna come out tonight bro?"
"Sorry can't, I'm gonna go soak-n-poke my girl"

by Soaking69 June 2, 2015

Crash n' Dash

After crashing your car, the act of speeding away from the scene of the crime.

John: Hey, man what happened to your car?

Mark: Oh, that? Some jerk crash n' dashed me last night after the party.

John: Wow, what an ass.

by Trav&Quin March 3, 2011

Chub n' tuck

The 'Chub n' Tuck' is an art that is so sacred to fashion, it is not portrayed in the media to avoid it being soiled. The Art of the Chub n' Tuck is where one carefully tucks their FUPA into their pants, traditionally to hide said FUPA. Although a bold fashion statement nowadays, done for recreational purposes, in the Stone Age, the cavemen used to Chub n' Tuck to hide their FUPA in their loincloths to seem more attractive to mates.

Ethan: Wow I don't wanna screw up my business meeting, I should go in with a bold Chub n' tuck

by xINTELL July 11, 2017

Big n' Beefy

Quite possible the greatest fast food institution in the history of the world. Located in Lawrence, MA Big n' Beefy offers everything and anything that you could ask for on a menu. Open until 2am during the week and 4am on the weekends, Big n' Beefy will not disappoint.

"Biscuits Love the Shakes" -TS, on Big n' Beefy

by Dan, Regan, Matt November 5, 2005

plug 'n chug

Engineer-speak for a problem or part of a problem where numbers can be "plugged" into an equation, at which point the answer can be "chugged" by a calculator.

Yeah, so then you have all the variables and then it's just plug 'n chug to get the answer.

by MyFantaIsOnFire October 16, 2007