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mystery shit

When shit comes out your ass so fast you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.
I had a terrible mystery shit today
by Commander Epic June 19, 2011
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Myspace pic

When a pic, photo or image of yourself is so bad you don't want it on facebook and you know noone goes on myspace anymore.
-Dude that such bad pic of me, we'll make that a myspace pic.
-But noones on myspace anymore to see it
-Exactly
by Paw Lee August 6, 2012
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Mysterious Figure

Quite possibly the hardest, and most certainly the cheapest, boss in all of videogame history.
Making his first appearance in Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep, he was a mysterious hooded figure who wielded two ethereal blades and had the ability to two shot the player on the lower difficulty settings, and one shot the player on the highest.
His sheer damage output, coupled with his ability to start an attack mid combo due to teleportation, and his ability to literally be anywhere on the battlefield at any point in time, often to the point of being in two places at once, made his fight much harder than was necessary.
Couple this with the ability to create four copies of himself, cast the highest level spells in the game, and one-shot the player at any point and time and the battle became more a matter of "when" you would suffer defeat, as opposed to "if".
His subsequent appearance in Kingdom Hearts 3D was a mocking nod to his previous appearance, although not nearly as difficult, if defeated, he would rewind the battle all the way back to the opening camera with half of his health restored and force you to fight him again.
Due to his cheapness, he is definitely the cheapest boss in videogaming history, and ironically, quite possibly the hardest, said irony coming from the fact that the game itself is quite easy, even on the hardest setting.
Gamer A: "I beat the mysterious figure the first try with no damage at level 1!!"
Gamer B: *puts a gun to gamer A's temple* "QUIT LYING FAGGOT! IT TOOK ME TWO YEARS JUST TO BEAT HIM ONCE!!!!"
by Wolf Banderson July 26, 2013
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Mysteriologist

Someone who's interested in and investigates mysteries.
He's researching the Bermuda triangle,he's a Mysteriologist
by M.A Saber January 3, 2015
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Dude Myster

Someone who gets owned in anything he trys to compete in.
Johnny was such a dude myster in yesterdays game.
by C Walk January 20, 2008
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murder mystery

Verb - to murder mystery
To skip to the end of something to find out its conclusion.
I couldn't be bothered reading the whole of the article, so I just murder mysteried down to the end.

Oh man, I don't have time for this, I'm just going to murder mystery it. Done!
by TRMW August 16, 2010
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Up Myself

When I am 'up myself' it means that I really think I'm shit hot. To be egotistical.
I just took the best selfie ever, but i'm worried that if i post it, people will think i'm up myself.
by Miss Tickle January 13, 2014
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