Mushroom Headed

Dipping an erect penis in ketchup or similar sauce and smacking it across another persons face.

It was hilarious. Lindsey fell asleep on the couch and Johnny mushroom headed her!

by Vendetta49 August 28, 2022

shiitake mushrooms

Just a hidden way of saying shit

*bangs knee* *yells* shiitake mushrooms

by AlphaBravo777 June 30, 2022

Mushroom Kwan

He is a Math teacher in LSC. His hair looks like a big, black mushroom. He always rejects students. He also is in the family of LSC teachers, such as, Chicken Lui, Shum Egg, Small Ng, Fat Tam and Old Lo.

A: Hello Mushroom Kwan
Mushroom Kwan: Stand up, give me ur parents phone no. U ARE

by DAPRONOOB November 10, 2020

The Red Mushroom

Where you fuck a girl on her period and then she proceeds to suck the period blood off your dick

She gave a good the red mushroom

by February 11, 2022

Mushroom Credit

Taking credit for something you didn't do that naturally occurred.

🧑"See that mushroom that's in my backyard? I grew that."

👩"I think it grew overnight and you are just taking mushroom credit."

by Kirby420 March 16, 2021

sunsetcity mushrooms

Rate as Canada's #1 mushroom dispensary carrying shrooms and microdose products

I had an euphoric experience with magic mushrooms from sunsetcity mushrooms.

by sunsetcity mushrooms November 21, 2021

mushroom polisher

An insult used to describe an idiot or shitty person.

Person 1: “I can’t fucking believe these gas prices right now!!”

Person 2: “Well, we got a bunch of mushroom polishers running this country right now!”

by Isl-96 February 17, 2024