monthly mouthful

sucking a guy off once a month for his oxy script.

Cole went and got his monthly mouthful from Dave to finance his lifestyle.

by jdc685 June 5, 2015

Mooch

A period of 10 days. Just as the plural of Deer is Deer, the plural of Mooch is also Mooch. The length of cabinet appointments in Trump' s new show, 'Survivor: White House Edition' will from here forward be measured in Mooch.

The lunar cycle lasts 2.8 Mooch.

It's been almost twenty Mooch since the orange abomination ascended the throne of this great nation, and let me tell you, it is the greatest, unbelievable. You can't imagine how great it is.

by PettyTyrant July 31, 2017

Moochi

(noun)
An adorable, brown and white puppy.

Moochi enjoys to eat dog bones

by heqgviufq May 2, 2018

chew mooch

One who always mooches a dip off another person but never has any to share with any one else.

Man, that alex kid is such a chew mooch

by kevinhasahugeasswang June 27, 2007

Kooch Mooch

When a busted looking male tags along with studley friend in order to get slops.

Check out John and the busted looking kooch mooch slinging some game to them fine looking koochies.

by GI Kath (gastrical intestinal) January 20, 2009

soft month

re: bill paying! -a soft month would be a month when the payments are a bit 'light'...-no quarterly payments or 'forgotten', or unexpected charges, like doctor co-pay, insurance, taxes, speeding ticket, e.t.c.

i did my bills, but it was a soft month, without any extra 'sting'

-had a soft month this month!, -next month, the whole world will probably need money...

by michael foolsley July 27, 2010

gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine

Darian my asshole friend. Just an asshole

Nick: Why is Darian such an asshole, he won't fucking leave me alone.
Harvard: what is wrong with Darian?
Nick: Darin is such a gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine bastard fuck!

by Nick_Hates_ JorAir. April 15, 2019