mask malfunction

A failure to wear a mask correctly

Reluctant-Masker: *refusing to wear a mask correctly*
Bystander: Mask malfunction, put your goddamn mask on correctly.

by guymcguyperson September 23, 2021

boogie mask

when you sneeze and the boogers come out so you wipe it on your friend

Person A: oh shit I got a boogie mask

Person B: wipe it on Person C this time.

Person A: ok fine

by narly walls January 18, 2022

mask differential

When you meet a new person, who only ever wears a mask, and then you see them without the mask and their disposition and voice do not match with what you thought they’d look like.

Her mask differential was way off, she’s prettier than I thought she would be.

by Teenycupcake October 2, 2021

Mask the soul

A game Chucky and Charlene play with everybody even when it's not Halloween nowadays.

Chucky and Charlene wanted to hide everyone's faces from each other, so they decided to play a game of mask the soul, always changing the rules before anyone could catch on to them and find a rhythm.

by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021

Hinckley Ski Mask Man

The Hinckley Ski Mask Man is a common sight to see at any of Hinckley's events. Whether it be a local run or many of Hinckley's food festivals you can always count on seeing this rare specimen wandering the area. The main way to know if you are in the presence of The Hinckley Ski Mask Man is from his impressive scent of drugs and other illegal substances. A few other ways to recognise this unusual individual is from the trail of vape fumes coming from behind him or his well know ski mask and goggles. You may also be lucky enough to see this mysterious man riding (or attempting to ride) his bike around Hinckley and has even been seen venturing out into the wilderness of East Hinckley (Or Burbage as it is also known by the residents). The most recent sightings of The Hinckley Ski Mask Man have been at the annual Christmas Fun Run where he had a spectacular run including throwing up half way up castle street and with a run like Officer Earl from that one meatball show he finished by collapsing on the ground at the end. After all this, and receiving his well deserved bag of sweets (which he was disappointed to find were not laced with fentanyl) he disappeared again and yet to be seen out in the streets of Hinckley. Be sure to look out for for this guy at the next Hinckley event but keep your distance as no one knows what is stored within his pockets.

*friend 1 and 2 walking through Hinckley food festival*
Friend 1 *points* "Is that who I think it is?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, is that The Hinckley Ski Mask Man?"
Friend 1 "I think so, we should stay away from him"
Friend 2 "Yeah man, he's a bit dodgy"

by J Cooling March 14, 2024

Ski Masking

The act of robbing, jumping, or killing someone while wearing a ski mask.

We are going ski masking tonight

by SeanDaBrbr June 3, 2018

Mask fines

Another way for authorities to make money, kind of like charging somebody with trespassing for going to a store and shopping (because they didnt have on a mask), and nothing more.

Mask fines are another way to collect money from somebody you want to put out on the street. Telling people something will end quickly is a good way to condition them into being compliant robots for when the next orders and guidelines come out, that way theres no fighting, people think it's normal because it has been for a weeks or months, and they're told it's the new normal. Theres nothing normal about a group/entity trying to take control of everyone else's lives, that's a step toward a totalitarian government, not a step toward reopening or freedom. A good way to take freedom from people is to keep telling them that they will be free only after they keep doing what you tell them to do and complying with your orders, and that it will end.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020