Kyle 

A motherfucker that likes Mountain Dew and punching walls

Kyle punched his wall while drinking Mountain Dew he is a crazy mother fucker

Kyle by Kyle the awesome mother fucker June 17, 2019

Kyle 

The one motherfucker who always shows up at parties with a 6 pack of monster energy. When a Kyle shows up, you’ll know by the stench of axe body spray. If you see a Kyle out in the wild, hide the Red Bull and reinforce your walls because he will punch a hole through that shit. One way to spot a Kyle is by the way they wear their hat. They always have it at around a 45 degree angle facing the back of their head.

Random person #1: Oh shit here comes Kyle.....
Kyle: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOU GUYS

*Kyle says this whilst punching a hole through your wall and downing a monster energy*

Kyle by SpiffyNoodles34 June 18, 2019

Kyle 

A asexual sub-species of human, who is born by punching a hole through drywall, in which will activate a portal to the Monster Energy Fountain. The Drywall will mix with the Monster Energy to form Kyle- Destroyer of Walls.

You see that guy pushing kids off the top of the playground at the park?
Yeah, that's a purebred Kyle in his natural Habitat.

Kyle by TMase95 June 20, 2019

Kyle 

A person who punches holes in drywall and shotguns monster. Possibly not a good relationship with his father. Sensitive but acts tough. Flat brimmed hats a must

Damn it, someone drank all my monster and punched a hole in the wall, was it you Kyle

No, dad! It wasn't me!!!

Kyle by Rkelly999 June 20, 2019

Kyle 

kyle is really cool and has a really cool sense of humor but if you don’t understand his jokes you don’t understand it and he’s probably kinda cute too but kyle has an unhealthy addiction to Monster energy drinks and punching holes in his wall.

guy 1: yo did you hear that joke kyle made earlier? it was hilarious!
guy 2: i didn’t get it

Kyle by Sara Lyn Bread Co. June 25, 2019

Kyle 

some guy who drinks Monster Energy Drinks and punches holes in dry walls

kyle niggas be like bruh

Kyle by MemeLord4063 June 26, 2019

Kyle 

An extremely angery straight kid who's parents seperated at a young age. generally seen wearing a flat bill or snap back, calvin klein underwear, and an oversized belt. Drinks nothing but monster and has never seen a razor in his life. Don't make fun of him or he'll have a tantrum. Opposite of eugene and hates chads.

If you see a Kyle, offer a monster and he won't slash your tires.

Kyle by Aktually July 2, 2019