jenison junior high school

A little slice of hell in the conservative trash town that is Jenison. If you thought middle school was bad before, check out Jenison Junior High School. Controlled by principle Mr. Cat-Dildo, it is it’s own land of conservative heaven, because here things such as shoulders, midriffs, freedom of thought, and gay people, seemingly cease to exist! Our school motto is “to produce the whitest straightest students to exist”. A small army of Frank Sinatras if you will. If you love good grades, stable mental health, discovering yourself, and the best two years of your life.. TURN THE FUCK AROUND BECAUSE THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOY

I have to go to therapy because I went to Jenison Junior High School

by Catsonweed May 30, 2018

Jonas Brothers

Sexual position in during a gay threesome where the three males fall asleep in a triangle each with someone elses cock in their mouth

While on tour, The Jonas Brothers (Nick, Joe and the other one) had a Jonas Brother, after they fell asleep 5 minutes past their bedtime :O

by Brandouche11 March 9, 2009

kevin jonas

Mr. Sexy.

The greatest guitar player. EVER.

Makes all the girls hearts melt. <3

Kevin Jonas, the cute romantic one.

by Courtneyyy January 14, 2008

Jones College Prep

Jones College Prep is one of the top selective enrollment high schools in the city of Chicago, state, and country. Jones has been becoming more popular as the years go by, which has made it extremely competitive to attend. Jones has a variety of students from all over the city. Jones is also known for its prep students and everything that encompasses. Many people may not know, but Jones is a true Chicago prep school. Activities of students include: horseback riding, swimming, water polo, track, crew, debate team, soccer, tennis, much philanthropic work, among other things. Jones has some of the strongest academics in the country, with students attending the top universities: Yale, Williams, Harvard, MIT, Stanford, UofC, Pomona, Northwestern, and many more. The location of the school is absolutely amazing, located in downtown Chicago. This comes with all the amenities: museums, shopping, great restaurants, book stores, parks, etc. Many students also take complete advantage of school breaks to travel the world, intern, and participate in philanthropy. Jones is the place to be. The social scene is also great. This school is also great due to the diversity of every kind.

There are a great variety of styles at Jones College Prep:
1. girls fashion: northface, uggs, designer clothes
2. guys fashion: northface, sperrys, designer clothes
3. elite group: northface, jcrew, burberry, gucci, lacoste, and other expensive designer clothing.

Jones kids are intellectually competent, and defy expectations. They are multifaceted. Should not be undermined. Jones is up there with all the top. It is Chicago’s best kept secret, until recently.

by insider3200 November 2, 2010

Robot Jones

Some robot from "Whatever happened to Robot Jones?" Who sounds boring when saying certain things like "nnnoooo" or "aaahhh"

Hey whats up Robot...*slash* YEOWCH!!

by Bone September 2, 2003

Laura Amy Jones

One of the best people you will EVER meet.
AMAZING.
Full Stop.

Jessikaa: Is that Laura Amy Jones?
Jake: Yep, she actually is the best person i have EVER met. Full Stop.

by Laura869 March 5, 2009

Jerking-the-Jonas

From the Greek word "Teh Jonahs Brotherz" meaning faggot, is the act of jerking off a male penis until ejaculation occurs.

Guy 1: i hear nick from the jonas brothers is gay.
Guy 2: I bet he is, he probably is Jerking-the-Jonas everyday with his faggot-ass brother Joe-testicles.

by Pspman July 15, 2009