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Jesse

Rivaled only by Slash in talent, good looks, and overall class. This man is smoooooth. He knows every Office episode backward and forward and can fit the phrase, “That’s what she said,” into nearly any conversation. Anyone who really gets to know Jesse is blessed with a constant source of kindness, comfort, and laughter (sooooo much laughter). He’s an honest, humble guy with a nice jawline and an even nicer voice. He’s a lover of ravioli, animals, and Fredo Corleone’s beautiful forehead. You’ll never catch him without socks on, and there’s no one better to spend quality time with. Roodoodoodoodoo.
Jesse made me pee my pants twice on March 18.
by Ese July 16, 2020
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jeff/jess

weird, odd, clueless, swears to god they're funny.
that guy/girl is so jeff/jess.
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Super Hero Jesse James

In an alternate universe/ dimension Jesse James the most infamous killer of the wild west is a super hero!

Relentless and fighting for the people of the United States of America.
Person 1: So dude I was talking to a friend yesterday and we had this conversation about the wild west.

Person 2: yeah?

Person 1: Dude what if Jesse James wasn't just and outlaw but a good guy.

Person 2: Dude! Super Hero Jesse James!

Person 1: Man we need to tell everybody!!

Person 2: You're right let's get goin.
by Whynot90 December 27, 2022
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Juicy jess

Someone who’s addicted to buying Juicy Couture.
Oi Oi juicy jess! You’re looking very juicy!
by Jessyyycat April 4, 2025
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jesse

bob:hey its jesse

zach:Naw thats a clifford
by T-rexboy69 November 18, 2020
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Jess sm

Jess is an amazing girl which you can trust , she saves our lives and everyone loves her.
you can use it as "cagla loves jess sm" or something like that
by ilikejessiedcutg November 3, 2020
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Jesse

A hot Italian boy who smokes weed when he's bored. he has a massive dick and doesn't seem to be ashamed of it. he is a nice single guy who will date you soon;) don't get too greedy because other girls want him to.
jesse is the hottest guy ever
by youuuuuuuuuuuuu November 29, 2022
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