jailfave

homosexual male lover, during sex usually the one receiving the beef injection

Uh, frankie is luke's new jailfave, i saw them having buttsex in the janitors closet.

by cpsully45 January 5, 2008

Jailify

to order someone to go to prison

Jailify this man before he harms more inocent lives!!

by poppgozdawezel June 4, 2009

jailhouse joint

a really thin marijuana cigarette sometimes cut with tobacco. if an inmate smuggles some pot in the jail, he/she rolls it into a jailhouse joint and everyone who wants to smoke it with the inmate has sex with each other (including the owner of the joint). The ones in prisons can be huge, but in the county jail they're thin, hence the name. On the Outside, sex isn't necessary to smoke one.

dude: this aint no nick bag! I got ripped off! It's only half a nick!

buddy: at least you can roll a jailhouse joint outta it.

by Medicine Elder Laffing Owl March 20, 2010

jailkate

a sexually arousing underaged female with the name Kate, Katie, or Kathrine

Kate: hey boys
Guy 1: that Kate girl is hot!!
Guy 2: Man we call her Jailkate..

by thexsneeky April 8, 2011

Jail Training

To hit someone in the ass-hole very hard to imitate being raped in the shower

Guy #1: i dropped my phone *bends over*
Guy #2: *hits guy #1 in the ass *
Guy #1: AHHH WTF?!
Guy #2: i gave you jail training!

by funnyguy223 June 18, 2011

Jailhouse Wine

a wine made in prison using old grapes

Prisoner 1: i wanna get drunk

Prisoner 2: we have grapes let's make jailhouse wine

by fluffybunny20 November 29, 2011

Jailfriend

This can be used for either a male or female when their significant other is currently incarcerated. When they go on a "date" they will get the customary visit with the inmate. People that consider a jailfriends a real relationship are usually either major losers or fucked in the head so bad that somebody in the outside world wants to be with them.

Bob: Is your wifes friend Tina single?
Scott: Yes and no. She has a Jailfriend she goes to visit every once in a while.

That chick can't find a normal guy to put up with her bullshit so she went and got a Jailfriend.

by Therealdeal1984 May 3, 2012